Im a Target!!

Ok...I have become a target for the most awful things!!! Tuesday I was changing Layla's DIRTY DIRTY runny poopy diaper on moms bed. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?! She shot a stream of watery poop right on my leg!! Didnt get on Mo'Mo's bed AT ALL! Just on my leg!! Then yesterday I was changing her in her bed and she was OFCOURSE dirty..so i change her and she shoots at me again (but i dodged it!). Im giving her a bath last night...take her dirty and wet diaper off and shes naked and i take her to the kitchen to start her bath....SHE PEES ALL OVER MY HANDS AND MOMOS BED!! She has it in for me!! I might as well paint a target on my tummy so she can get some practice in!